Tuesday, April 7, 2009

We interupt this easter break with an important astrological announcement

Don't get me wrong, I got some amazing presents for my 30th. But lil miss Red Door Read put a serious smile on my dial with my VERY OWN "red door read horoscope" - love it, thank you so much! Pip reckons she may be stalking me it is so accurate...... back to easter break..... carry on x.

Client: Kimberlee aka Brown Button.

Sign: Aries

Lucky Colour: duck egg blue.

Lucky Number: 2

Motto: Kate Hudson is 30 and she's smokin hot

Home Predictions: As the first sun sign in the zodiac, Aries have a tendency to think big. It's time to go against instinct and think tiny. Focus on the little. Think little dinner parties, quiet Sundays and reclaiming your personal space as an aura - happy haven.

You need to buy yourself a slow cooker and a beautiful mohair rug in a soothing pastel shade (hello stimulus package cheque). By the end of this month, you'll be so serene - you'll make the Dalai Lama look uptight.

Love Predictions: A man is like a pavlova. To the untrained eye they appear a marvel of complicated design and textures. The reality is they're simple ingredients + a lot of air. Take it lightly.

Career: You will invent something more ingenious than the go-duster and ped egg put together (hard to believe, I know). You will be featured on the New Inventors and make a squillion on your patent and after the show you'll go have a drink with that cute guy called Todd on the Gruen Transfer.

Red Door Read is the bomb, add her to your daily viewing list NOW kids!!! http://reddoorread.blogspot.com

20 comments:

Amanda said...

I'll have to hop on over for a read.

Re: the format thingy, I'm not very computer savvy but when you click on the buttons at the top of your post (there's html, compose and preview) click on the html. Where you want the text on the next line, type
. I hope this works!

Happy Easter. xx

blue moss said...

such a fun gift :)
and i love red.door.read!!!
michelle

Birdy Moola @ Oola Moola said...

Hey Kimberlee, I'm posting over at Oola Moola as well, now. Must check out Read Door now.

Happy Easter. xx

Tamstyles said...

But I am a bit scared...

A-M said...

Oh her blog is fabulous. You 2 are kindred spirits! A-M xx

Nicole Marie said...

haha cute!

red.door.read said...

hi kimberlee, glad you liked your horoscope!

thanks for your kind words about my blog. you're a star. to your readers who have visited my little blog - cheers for checking it out.

i've had a few requests for personalised horoscope readings now. ha, i'm going to have to start a hotline.

Blair said...

Oh, wow! What a unique horoscope. So witty!

Heidi said...

I Love how you two have a way with words. I am all vision and not so good with the putting together of the words, as Ben Stiller would have said it. Checked out Red Door and loved it. have a great day, Heidi

la la Lovely said...

That's pretty fabulous! Hope it all comes true!
xx Trina

Anettes hus said...

Hi! Love your blog!!!

Klem Anette from Norway:)

J ..de Santa Fe said...

Thanks for the intro to Red Door Read --- I like her view!

JJjj
(another Aries )

Millie said...

Such a fun read Miss K - do you think rdr. can turn this boring, safe, predictable Cappie into something far more interesting!
Millie ^_^

Courtney said...

How fun. What a sweet gift.

Lee said...

I know, I love red.door.read too - she's a blast! Such a keen sense of humour. Hope everything in your astrological reading comes true!!

Kotori said...

Love tis horoscope - so witty. I must go check out her blog!

Beaman the Interiors Chap said...

What a great way to introduce a blog. :) Great choice of lucky colour too.

Catherine@Simply Natural said...

Hope you're having a fabulous Easter Kimberlee and hope all your astrological predictions come true!

Courtney said...

What a funny and sweet gift! I can't wait to see what your invention will be, and then I can say, "I knew her when..." ;)

coco+kelley said...

HA! this gave me a good giggle, and i want my own horoscope now!!! :)